We are often asked how many people can fit in the Kiwitub. This grisly photo, from a usually reliable source, may provide a more graphic answer than you really need. Please note however that the eight (8!) bathers are all adolescents, who don't of course feel pain like normal people.

Investigative reporting reveals that the chief perpetrator of this outrage is one Kate "Leader of the Pack" Hyland. The Force is strong in this one, and a member of the public encountering her is advised to either run away screaming, or invest (returns are likely to be large in the long run, when and if the investment matures).

P.S. The sordid image supplied is not meant to imply that we condone such activities. Of course not. We never did anything like that. No. I blame society.